10) Are you in the advanced math lane? Because I’d really like to BC-ing you.
9) Are you the quadratic formula? Because I’d be down 2a date with you.
8) Are you my beginning-of-the-year motivation? Because I’m really trying to hold on to you.
7) Are you the fire alarm? Because at this point, even when you’re silent, I still hear you in my head.
6) Are you lunch? Because I really never get enough time with you.
5) If you’re a Howie’s pizza, I’m the grease — all over you.
4) You must be a cupcake, because I sure do Kara bout you.
3) Are you the classroom thermostat? Because you’re just too cool.
2) Are you an overpriced burger? Because I Gott’s to have you.
1) You must be spikeball, because even though I don’t understand you, people seem to really like you.
