Top Ten Paly Pick-up Lines Sarah O'Riordan and Noah Baum October 3, 2018 Top Ten 10) Are you in the advanced math lane? Because I’d really like to BC-ing you. 9) Are you the quadratic formula? Because I’d be down 2a date with you. 8) Are you my beginning-of-the-year motivation? Because I’m really trying to hold on to you. 7) Are you the fire alarm? Because at this point, even when you’re silent, I still hear you in my head. 6) Are you lunch? Because I really never get enough time with you. 5) If you’re a Howie’s pizza, I’m the grease — all over you. 4) You must be a cupcake, because I sure do Kara bout you. 3) Are you the classroom thermostat? Because you’re just too cool. 2) Are you an overpriced burger? Because I Gott’s to have you. 1) You must be spikeball, because even though I don’t understand you, people seem to really like you. Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.