Caity Berry: How about I interview you instead?
The Campanile: No, that’s not how this works.
CB: Sam, do you want to pretend to be me? I’m not witty enough to do this interview.
TC: No! Sam is not you. You have to do this Caity.
CB: Okay fine, so where were we?
TC: Let’s talk about your running. What was your most embarrassing moment as a runner?
CB: Oh right. Well, there have been many. The time I threw up at Crystal Springs was pretty bad, also the time I fell over a pole was pretty humiliating.
TC: When did you run into a pole?
CB: I slammed into it on a run, and then a car stopped and people tried to help me!
TC: How does that even happen? What? Klutz…
CB: Definitely the worst time was when I threw the water bottle out of the bus window.
TC: Yikes… I remember that one. Ok, let’s change the topic. Where do you like to go with your friends?
CB: Oh, I really like drinking milkshakes!
TC: Ok, so where can one find the best milkshake in Palo Alto?
Cb: Ricks.
TC: I would disagree.
CB: You’re wrong! Fight me!
TC: Do you have any hobbies?
CB: I love going to the ukulele club!
TC: Wait, there’s actually a club for that?
CB: Yeah, it’s the best club on campus!
TC: Wow, there is a club for everything now, I can’t believe there’s actually a ukulele club. That’s a bit far-fetched.
CB: Hey! Stop!
TC: Do you ever feel like a plastic bag…
CB: Drifting through the wind…
TC: Yeah, wanting to start again?
CB: Yes.
TC: ‘Cause people confuse you with…
CB: Katy Perry?
TC: Yeah.
CB: Yeah.
TC: Does that happen?
CB: All the time.
TC: Really?
CB: I was actually named Caity Berry before she changed her name to Katy Perry, so I, like, think she stole it from me.
TC: So you’re the original?
CB: Yeah, obviously.
TC: Do you sing?
CB: Obviously better than her, but I play the ukulele.
TC: So, among your other talents, word on the street is that you’re also a track star.
CB: Well, running is always fun, haven’t really been doing it, but…
TC: What do you do at track, then?
CB: I’m kind of injured right now, so I can only run twice a week, but trying my hardest.
TC: What motivates you to run?
CB: I really like the feeling after you run. Running itself is kind of the worst thing ever, but knowing that you finished a race is always nice.
TC: Are you excited for next year?
CB: I’m excited to be closer to being finished.
TC: Anything else you’d like to tell the community?
CB: You’re a star.
