Satire: Why climate change is fake

Ahhh, climate change. The warming of the earth’s atmosphere. The rising temperatures and the “increasing greenhouse gases,” whatever that means. The apparent melting of ice glaciers in the North Pole.  All l...

Column: How to dress well

Paly’s student body is made up of a large variety of people, many of whom lack a real sense of fashion and dress quite repulsively. How will these people solve their issue? Don’t worry, I’m here help. The 'I’m...
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The “Nice Guys Finish Last” Column

Disclaimer: Please read to the last paragraph before forming any opinions.   The following is a lesser-known portion of “Law Codes of Masculine Men,” known colloquially as the “how to get a chick without...
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Oh Crap!

An epidemic that has long plagued Paly’s campus has gone overlooked for too long. This school must soon confront its greatest flaw so that students can finally live in peace. No, this flaw is not the amount of ...
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Pucker up for hockey

Guess who’s back. Back again. Hockey’s back. Tell a friend. (North) America’s favorite winter pastime is back after the National Hockey League’s players reluctantly agreed to multi-year multi-million dollar sa...