The positives of online learning

Classrooms? More like class Zooms. While schools are now taking place online in the comfort of our own homes, students are still divided on whether or not the benefits of comfort outweigh the costs of decreased...

Column: Quarantine Diary

Monday, May 4 Dear Diary, I have to say, today wasn’t the best. I managed to force myself out of bed around 7 a.m., which is progress from the early 2 p.m. wake-up time that became routine during the firs...

Column: How to dress well

Paly’s student body is made up of a large variety of people, many of whom lack a real sense of fashion and dress quite repulsively. How will these people solve their issue? Don’t worry, I’m here help. The 'I’m...
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The “Nice Guys Finish Last” Column

Disclaimer: Please read to the last paragraph before forming any opinions.   The following is a lesser-known portion of “Law Codes of Masculine Men,” known colloquially as the “how to get a chick without...
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Oh Crap!

An epidemic that has long plagued Paly’s campus has gone overlooked for too long. This school must soon confront its greatest flaw so that students can finally live in peace. No, this flaw is not the amount of ...