satire Archives - The Campanile

Earth gains a temporary second moon, but don’t expect to catch a glimpse without a telescope

Lea Kwan, Staff Writer
October 30, 2024

Solving Earth: Lucas and Holden’s new approach to tackling climate change

Lucas Yuan and Holden Lee
March 23, 2024

Student Center, home of hot lunch, brown stains, dies at age 50

Maya Singer
May 27, 2022

Erik’s Makeup Advice

Erik Feng
May 19, 2022

The Singer Report: HOT TAKES

Maya Singer
December 15, 2021

The Singer Report: Newsom Reforms and Disgraced Politicians

Maya Singer
November 8, 2021

The Singer Report: Texas

Maya Singer
October 10, 2021

What I want to see from President Biden’s first 100 days in the Oval Office

Maya Singer
February 26, 2021

Column: How to understand politics

Krista Robins
November 25, 2019

Satire: Why climate change is fake (sarcastic)

Emma Todd
October 23, 2019

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